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Glimmer of moonbeam.
Soft scent of darkness.
Sweet music of silence.
I'm at peace.

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What if I were lost for a day or two,
In the time it takes to stock on wood,
As happens in a hermit's hut,
For a bonfire night to contemplate
The zen of nothingness.


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I received an angry call from Sophie this morning.
But why am I snickering? Lol.


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Problem:
There are four hungry kids.
All four are fierce eaters of bananas.
But there are only two bananas.
So how do you make sure there is peace at the family table during meals?

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Have you tried to dwell on something that has passed away to nothingness?
Have you tried to recharge a battery that's totally dead?
Have you tried to bathe in a river that has run dry?

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With your indulgence, let me now have some morbid fun....
A common trait runs through our entire clan. We can so easily joke and shrug about our own tragic situation, even in the face of imminent or recent death. But there is history behind the habit.


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this morning, on the bus,
i saw someone with your eyes.
she had the same upturned brows.
she had your playful lips
and aristocratic nose.
strands of windblown hair
flirted too with her eyelashes

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I don't suffer from sinusitis. But for those among you who have it, you'll probably hug me in utmost gratitude for having found on the Internet a very simple, free, and easily-accessible cure for sinusitis and similar nasal congestions. Here......
Tonight is the exact full moon for the month of June, named the Strawberry Moon in Western almanacs. Tonight, look up at the sky, gaze at the full moon, and if you feel so obliged, kindly observe one minute of silence for a dying werewolf.

It didn't look like a love letter or greeting card. It looked more like a hastily-prepared ransom note, or a piece of paper a bank robber would give to the teller...

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What's your favorite rock anthem, one that never fails to move you to dance... to pump your fist... or to scream out, Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!


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This Asian monkey no believe in superstition about Friday 13 bad luck.
But me believe in power of banana.
Banana hearts give double power to person like to eat banana.
So if you worried about Friday 13th bad luck, no worry anymore.
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"The dogs are barking again. Dang. What is it this time? ..."

"That Betty La Fea chiquita is *hot*! Dang. Why doesn't Amando realize that? ..."

"Oh no. I have to follow up Jiggy's school records again at 10 a.m. Dang..."
The Who.
Baba O'Riley.
Teenage wasteland.
Need I say more? Of course I need to say more.
Wanna see how I looked at that age? Of course y'all wanna, you bunch of curious monkeys. Lol.

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